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Welcome to the wonderful world of Professional Wrestling. If you do not know the legacy of Mick Foley, or you think wrestling is "fake", or "boring", please get the FUCK off this page and NEVER read it until you get old school with your facts. Thank-you!
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SMACKDOWN!
A 79-year old woman vs. a 500 lbs man in the main event of a wrestling show. That is all I can say. Pilgrims are nice, and the rest was good. But my fucking God. That was the worst booking I have ever heard of. Anyways, it was just a set-up (thank-god) for Brock Lesnar to F5 Big Show through the announce table (very cool spot). I only watched bits and pieces of SmackDown!, so I don't really want to comment.
RAW
Quick Results
Chris Jericho and Christian defeat the Dudley Boyz to retain the RAW Tag-Team Belts
Test beats Steven Richards
Christopher Norwinkski knocks Maven unconscious
Victoria defeats Trish Stratus to retain the Women's Championship
William Regal and Lance Storm defeats Jeff Hardy and Goldust
Rico beats The Hurricane
Bautista pins Kane
Shawn Michaels and Rob Van Dam battle to a no-contest when Triple H interferes (the match was for the World Title)
My Thoughts
Ok, all the RAW roster just returned from their tour of India, and eveybody was tired. Ok, while I will admit to quite enjoying Y2J's part in the Dudley's prank, I think it just went on too long. I am reading online that other people liked it, but I tend to disagree. Oh well, it was good for what it was worth again. And if anybody ever wanted to see Chris Jericho and Christian naked, now you have. Oh joy.
Am I the only one who is continually impressed with Christopher Norwinski or WHAT? That guy is great. His personality is naturally so egotistical, it is GREAT. Come Armaggeddon, I cannot wait to see Maven kick the CRAP out of him. Oh yeah, Maven's dive through the ropes was awsome too.
Well, the REAL note-worthy part of RAW was the dream-match-come-true of Shawn Michaels vs. Rob Van Dam. Though it was good for what it was worth...I think it really showed HBK as a weak competitor, which is truly sad because the Sexy Boy used to be the best worker on the PLANET! Oh well, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't what it should have been. Oh yeah, then Triple H came out and destroyed everybody, and will probably get the belt back at the next PPV. Oh joy!
Thought of the Week
Next Monday is from AUSTIN, TX. SCSA has his court case closed now. Hmmm. Everybody cross your fingers! (btw, if you don't know how that ended, Austin has to pay a $1,000 fine, 80 hours of community service, and LOL HE CANNOT DRINK FOR A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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RAW
World Champion: SHAWN MICHAELS
RAW Tag-Team: CHRIS JERICHO & CHRISTIAN
Women's Title: VICTORIA
SMACKDOWN!
WWE Championship: BIG SHOW
SmackDown! Tag-Team: LOS GUERREROS
Cruiser-weight: BILLY KIDMAN
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LOVEN'S TAKE - Dec 02
Okay guys, I have decided to post some of my thoughts on all things wrestling. Instead of doing one column on one thing, I will address many things with sub-headings. Here goes:
Steve Austin: The WWE needs Steve Austin whether they like it or not. This man was barely promoted at his first public-appearance at a shopping mall, and 5,000 people showed up. Come on people, house-shows don't even draw that kind of people. Basically, I think the Texas Rattlesnake will be back, and back soon. Actually folks, if we all keep our fingers crossed, RAW is heading out into rattle-snake county tonight, in AUSTIN TX. Hmmmm. Glass break, anyone?
Scott Steiner: I thought this was obvious that he would go to RAW, until I heard an interesting counter-point. Paul E. Dangerously is writing for SmackDown!, correct? Well if you want this guy to be promoted right, straight from the get-go, then why not put him where they can REALLY make him big. On RAW, he might get lost in a sea of politics. And the once mighty hunter, well, might get a taste of Hunter!
Main-Event for WrestleMania: Well, my fabled Brock Lesnar vs. Kurt Angle is probably going to take place there, but it looking more and more like it will not be in the main-event. Should Big Show, Bautista, Kane, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Triple H, or Booker T be in that spot? Hahahaha NO! Guys, I want my beer-swilling idol to be there, possibly Shawn Michaels, The Rock, Rob Van Dam wouldn't be a bad thing, Chris Jericho, or Brock and Angle. If you are not on that list, I do not want you main-eventing.
Hulk Hogan:
Can somebody please give me a fucking straight answer as to why the immortal Hulk Hogan wasn't in the Big Show's place at Survivor Series? I mean, really now. I heard that the reason he wasn't there was because he wanted to win the title, but the WWE wanted it on Brock. Newsflash, idiots at Titan! Brock DID lose. And there would have been SOOO much more credibility in dropping the belt to a LEGEND other than an over-grown jobber.
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