The Kliq

This is a work in progress. I will be updating each person over the next while, and adding new people whenever I can find the time. Check back at this page every few days to see what I've added.

The KLIQ name of course, came from a renegade back-stage stable in the WWF in the early nineties. The members names were Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Scott Hall, and Kevin Nash. They were infamous for breaking the rules that people had set up for them. They were big, they were bad, they were feared by management, and LOVED by the fans. I wanted a peace of that.

The decision to introduce the KLIQ to Shafesbury High School in the year 2001 did not come over night. I think all of my friends were aching to belong to something, and they were all begging for a good time. The school itself needed some renegades that were not simply there to hurt people, but to ENTERTAIN them with their antics. And that's when the idea for the KLIQ started. Our acts were an inspiration to others, and made going to school there just a little big more bearable

Some group highlights included a chereographed dance redition of Stayin' Alive, wrestling, running an election, having a barbeque in the cafeteria, pool parties, beach days, tools of mayham during hockey games, we refined the cocept hijinx, and we added a new day called Sandhu-Fridays into the calendar (they sometimes appeared more than once a week).

When I started making a name for myself at Wal-Mart, the first thing I did was use my political power to get my friends jobs there too. Once we had sufficient people, and others from Wal-Mart joined, one person suggested refining the KLIQ to the fit in with this new world order. And so it was made. Since I no longer go to high school, some of the members of the KLIQ are not members of the nWo, and vice-versa. So both groups exist, and some of the members are intertwined.

This man is the official leader of the KLIQ. He is a great guy who earned his stripes by his decisive leadership, and ability to get the rest of us out of trouble. I once joked with him (I think?) that without him, we would all die trying to drink our milk in the morning. Without this guy, we would literally be all dead. His writing ability as well as his great advice far surpasses mine. He is everything that I can ever hope to be, and I hope you knows that I probably respect him more than anybody else in the world.

Salty J is probably the greatest thing I found in all of Shaftesbury. He was the one guy who changed my perspectives on things, whether for the good, or the bad. Now we might not always see eye to eye (he's a lot taller than me), that doesn't mean I respect him very much aswell, I also value his imput. Salty J was an important founding member of the KLIQ, and team-fortress is still officially outside his house around his pool (though there is talk of moving it to the U1 lounge). Salty J may be angry a lot lately, but with the great girl he found himself, I know he's actually quite happy on the inside, and you will never know how happy I am for him to find this peace, and sense of belonging.

There is not quite as interesting person in the KLIQ than Soul Man. His utter lack of respect for his own personal safely makes him the walking punchline or our organization. But rest-assured, there is no one as kind or caring as this man. He is as gentle as he is slow. And though he will never admit it, I think he's honoured to be one of the most influential members of the KLIQ. It is his dedication to causes that makes things happen. And his theories are more interesting than mine. Which is why they shall be published soon, if the lazy bastard would just type them. Oh yeah, he gets off on (deep breath) physical danger too!

Well, one of the newest but undoubtedly one of the most important in the group. This is also the LAST official inductee of the KLIQ, before we entered version 2. This guy is one of the most interesting people we all know, and his crazy confusing exploits are amusment to us all. His blunders are as big as his heart, so he is always a welcome addition to our organizations. He would go to the ends of the Earth, lay down, and even die if we asked him to nicely enough. Wait, maybe he would for anybody? See, what a great guy! He is possibly the nicest person I have ever met. One day man, one day he will find a woman worthy of his superhero penis talents. (Webmasters note: never been able to confirm last sentence)

There is a lot to be said about this guy, only some of it being positive. I can say he is the strangest motherfucker who I haven't attacked with physical violence yet. He is as good a friend as he a creepy, bizzare, serial-killer / child rapist wannabe. His tireless efforts to amuse us at his own personal safety is an inspiration, and he is always welcome. This is one hobo who I WON'T kill (simply because he never leaves Wal-Mart, EVER, and there are too many cameras there!)

Brodo Baggins is one of the newest and most welcomed member in our organization. Even though he is from OP (no body's perfect), he has a sense of kindness and loyalty to him that we can't help but love. He is always there to help us out with our problems, and he knows (or atleast I hope he does) that we ALWAY got his back, no matter what troubles he winds up in one day. With a brain as big as his heart, he is also a highly intelligent individual, with an unsatiable lust for the thongs. This man can walk into a room, and tell you what kind underware AND the colour, of every girl in the room. Wow! I simply tip my hat, and say "thank-you kind sir, for all that you have done!"

This is one of the muscle-men of the KLIQ, and the person I would least likely EVER want to fight. Now that he's at Brandon U, we don't get to see our former Shaft buddy as often as we would like. But rest assured, he is one of the nicest, greatest guys I know. He may be able to kill you five times before you hit the ground, but the dude is so damn loveable, you would probably forgive him before you hit as well. Whenever you're in town, call up the KLIQ, and we'll do it the way only we know how!

This is the lowest-rated member of the KLIQ, but we just do that to bug him. R-POS is literally one of the funniest guys I know. His drunken swaying, and Cartman singing will always have its place in my heart. Again, I don't get to see this monkey-boy as often as I would like, but whenever I do, it gives me a warm pleasure that guys like this are around today. He's as funny as he is caring. So R-POS, you may be the lowest rank, but you're still part of that KLIQ, and that means 4-LIF!